Sponsor my mate Chris (2007)
So, my friend, Chris Sams – international man of mystery, and king of the potatoshops is running the Dublin Marathon in the vain hope of winning a panda, which presumably, he will use for sexual purposes.
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He’s on the left. Look at his Cornish face. It’s almost as if he understands.
 In all seriousness, Chris is running for the WWF, who are not a wrestling organisation like you and Skeletor think, but instead a charity helping to conserve wildlife. So, if you’re taking a plane anywhere this summer, why not offset some of your guilt and save a few animals in the process? Plus, you’ll be helping a man from East Anglia fulfill his life’s dream of having sexual intercourse with an endangered species.
Published: Tue Aug 28 2007 13:21:25 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) by Dr. Matt Lee